WELL AARTONE FREEDOM DAY IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING,AFTER ONE OF THE LONGEST POLITICAL PERIODS OF NOTICE IN HISTORY,I'VE BEEN REFLECTING ON 'WOT AARTONES DONE FOR ME',AND ALL I CAN GENUINELY THINK OF IS MY COUNCIL TAX HAS DOUBLED,AND MY KID HAS LOST HER SCHOOL BUS,TRAINS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN PLANES,AND EVERYONE WHO DRIVES A CAR IS A CRIMINAL,STILL I HAVE MY CHILDREN ,WHICH IS MORE THAN SOME PARENTS OF SERVICE FOLK HAVE SO TO THE FUTURE,WELL BIFFO IS OFF AND OUT TO STUD,HIS MEMOIRS ARE DUE OUT SOON,NOT SURE OF THE ISBN NUMBER,BUT ITS TITLED'EH UP CHIUK,EVERYTHIN I TOUCHED I FCUKD'.REDASBO-JOK,THE LATEST BUZZ FROM THE SKIPPERS STEWARD IS THAT,HE'S GOING UNDERCOVER IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AS A POTENTIAL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT,JUST TO CHECK OUT IF HIS FORMER DEPT IS FIT FOR PURPOSE,SAVE YOURSELF THE TRIP PAL; IT AIN'T.THE HIGHEST LEGAL MIND IN GOVERNMENT,IS ALSO DUE TO DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND PISS OFF,IMAGINE BEING IN THE RATTLE IN THE FORCES EH ,AND HAVIN' THAT TWAT AS THE SERVICEMANS 'FRIEND',KIN'L i'd HOP INTO CELLS ALL BY MESELF,MY ADVICE TO HIM IS NEXT TIME YOU PUT YOUR FERKIN TOUPEE ON ( MADE FROM THE HAIR AROUND A HORSE'S ASS) PUT IT ON BACK TO FRONT,THEN LIKE ONE OF THE WISE MONKEYS YOU'LL SEE NO EVIL.WELL NEXT PIECE OF INFO THATS SLIPPED MY WAY,REMEMBER THE SOON TO BE X FURST LADEE LADEE GIMME GIMME,YOU KNOW THAT CHAMPION OF HUMAN RIGHTS,STRANGELY QUIET ON RIGHTs OF SOLDIERS IN A DUBIOUS WAR,WELL YOU THOUGHT AARTONE WAS SEEING THE POPE FOR PRIVATE REASON'S ;NO SIR,HE WAS TRYING TO CLEAR THE WAY FOR HIS MISSUS TO BE THE FIRST MARRIED FEMALE POPESS IN HISTORY SHE'S FOUND A LOOPHOLE,YA KNOW BIT LIKE TYCOONS PAYING LESS TAX THAN THEIR OFFICE CLEANERS,WHICH SADLY TO POINT OUT GUYS THE TWAT WHOSE BEEN CHANCELLOR FOR 10YRS,HAS DONE COCK ALL ABOUT,YIP HE'S PRIME MINISTER TOMORROW WELL AS ITS ABDICATION/ASCENSION DAY TOMORROW,THEY CAN ALL GO TO F'KIN'L,COS I'VE SOMETHING FAR MORE IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER,IT'S VETERAN'S DAY ,I'VE CHECKED THE LOCAL PRESS FOR A LIST OF EVENTS,AND CAN REPORT ,THERE'S SOD ALL ,SO WHILE ALL THE BOLLOCKS OF POLITICS GOES ON,I'LL BE MOWING THE LAWN,WEARING MY OLD PUSSERS JACKET,WITH MY PJM,NEXT MY GSM,WHILST BEING A DISCOURTEOUS,DISAFFECTED,FORMER CROWN SERVANT,JUST CUT THE GRASS ,SAYING BOLLOCKS TO THE LOT OF IT G'DAY,FOR NOW.