To ALL the Civil Serpents in Whitehall and the members of the Honours and Decorations Committee my NEW YEAR MESSAGE for 2007 to them:-

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your anus
and may your arms be too short to scratch them.


Awrabest frae Scotland, Andy.

Prompted by my friend Andy's restrained and dignified New Year wish for the 'Civil Serpents' and 'Bureauprats'....my own is more of an observation than a wish...


"Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem."
(For those who have had the opportunity to study 'the Latin'...)

...and a rough translation for those who did not...
"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags!"


_________________
...................'Jock'
Paroi...Rasah...Batu Signals Troop.

May the hairs on their arses turn to drumsticks and beat the crap out of them.

I didn't want an OBE anyway.

Yours Aye

Arthur