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John Feltham
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Cabinet Ministers are being asked to contribute £80 each in a "whip-round" to buy a farewell present for Tony Blair and John Prescott, the outgoing deputy Prime Minister.



What would you buy as a preset for these two?


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Guess who pays for the £80 "donated" by the Cabinet Ministers.

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FOR THE EMPEROR AARTONE,CLEANING UP A BATTLEFIELD,BIFFO A TICKET TO RIDE ON THE INTI-GRAATED TRANSPORT NETWORK,THIS MEANS A LOT OF CASH TO SIT IN A TRAFFIC JAM ON A BUS,MORE CASH FOR A SEAT ON A TRAIN, TO FIND YOU HAVE TO STAND UP,AND TO SAVE THE PLANET ,GO BY PRIVATE JET,OH AND PAY THE FAT TWAT OVER £3,000,000.00p ,OOPS MY MISTAKE ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE, OKAY THEN GET IN A QUEUE FOR AN NHS OPERATION TO BE SEPERATED FROM THEIR EGO'S,BIFFO FAILS,TO GET HIS OP ,AS HE'S OBESE,GOT IT ,A YEARS MEMBERSHIP TO A SLIMMING CLUB,AARTONE'S EGO OPERATION ,TURNS OUT TO BEYOND CLINICAL HELP,SO HE CHANGES HIS NAME BY DEED POLL TO ,GORDON BROWN,AND HOPES NO ONE NOTICES ,WHEN THE SAME OLE SH*T GETS DISHED OUT Exclamation
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Plastic surgery for them both to have a pair of testicles attached, cos they aint got any at present.


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Buy peerages for them !. Buy one get one free !!.
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Kentsboro
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The experience of living on a State Pension for a year.


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John Feltham
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Kentsboro wrote:
The experience of living on a State Pension for a year.


I'll go one better - The experience of living on a UK State Pension, frozen for 5 years and until I die.


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Kentsboro wrote:
The experience of living on a State Pension for a year.


I'll go one better - The experience of living on a UK State Pension, frozen for 5 years and until I die.


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A nice Council house in the Moss Side area of Manchester - but only for a Saturday night.


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A free ride each on Trident 2.
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A course in anger management for Biffo.
As for B.liar,well?
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Kentsboro
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A tray of Rat Poison for both of 'em.


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HASN'T ANYONE A KIND WORD FOR AARTONE & BIFFO,OR ARE AM I JUST A DISAFFECTED VETERAN Question
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