[quote="Arthur R-S"]Here we go again. Our roving reporter, tired of wandering around in drunken circles, after fiddling his expense account, has tracked down a serious fault with the wooden rudders on the new Royal Navy dinghy fleet.
A spokesperson for the Royal Navy, informs us that these rudders were in fact made and purchased from obscure sources, located somewhere in the Netherlands, and are the first reported cases of Dutch Helm Disease.
ZEESE DUTCH HELMS, VERE DAY MADE BY MESSERSCHMITT ,OR VERE DAY ALL FOKKER'S. ,FROM ZE VAY THEY EXPLAINED TO ME,I TINK IT WAZ ZE LAST