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HI GUYS,ANYONE OUT THERE LIKE TO BE MY & GIMME GIMME FREEBIE'S,BUTLER,BRIEFLY YOU'LL HAVE TO BE AN AS*HOLE CREEP,DO LOTS OF DIRTY WORK,MISLEAD PEOPLE,BE A FRIEND TO MY UNCLE GEORGE,KEEP BIFFO'S TROUSER'S UP,HELP REDASBO-JOK GET A GRIP ON SOMETHING,AND SHUCKS ,HATE TO SAY IT,BUT KEEP THAT TWAT IN NO 11,FROM GETTING IN SPOILING MY PARTY Exclamation SALARY WILL BE CIRCA £50K+ PERKS,BUT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT IN PUBLIC,HOWEVER THERE IS A DOWNSIDE,YOUR SALARY WILL HAVE TO COME FROM THE DEFENCE BUDGET I'M INCREASING IT,YOUR UNIFORM WILL THEREFORE BE A RED BERET WITH NO WINGS,ONE BELL BOTTOM TROUSER,WITH NO VISIBLE SUPPORT,A FLYING JACKET WITH NO FLEECE(U AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE),AND A THREADBARE CAMO PONCHO,ONE DESERT BOOT,AND ONE STOKERS STEAMING BOOT,PLUS A BIG GASH SACK FOR ALL THE CRAP YOUR GOING TO GET,ANY PROB'S WITH THE GEAR,DON'T WORRY,EVEN THO I KNOW ABOUT IT,I'LL MAKE A FUSS ONCE I'VE RETIRED ,AND SECURED MY BIG FAT PENSION,HAD A FACE LIFT . IN THE MEANTIME REST ASSURRED,JUST TO SHOW THAT EVEN IF THE RADIO IS DUFF,THE AMMO 'KIN U/S,WE WILL BRING YOUR BULLET RIDDLED BODY HOME AT NO COST TO YOUR FAMILY,INSTEAD OFF THROWING IT OFF THE ARSE END OF HMS BULWARK, LIKE WE DID IN THE 1960'S,NOW AIN'T THAT PROGRESS. YOUR SO LUCKY TO HAVE ME,KIN'L IS ANY ONE LISTENING,KERP,KERP,_KERP,KERP_"PHONE D'LING ,THAT NICE MR METAL, THE STEEL BARON WANTS TO KNOW IF £2,000,000 IS ENOUGH" TO KEEP THE PARTY GOING Question PARTY Exclamation PARTY Exclamation NOT UNTIL I 'VE GOT A BUTLER Shocked

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