TOMORROW IS THE BIG BANYAN,IN CELEBRATION OF THE SUCCESS OF THE EMPEROR AARTONE'S POLICIES,AND GURDUNS FISCAL CUNNING,CIVIL SERVANTS HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE DAY OFF,OR AS THEY PREFER ,THEY ARE ON STRIKE ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF THIS IS BIFFO THE BABE MAGNET ,CAN HAVE A LIE IN ON WHICHEVER NEST HE IS SERVICING.THIS EXEMPTION HOWEVER,DOES NOT APPLY IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN,AS A RIVAL CONCERN HAVE VOTED WITH THEIR R.P.G.s TO MAINTAIN SERVICE AS NORMAL.MEANWHILE DOCTORS PAY PACKETS,ARE LIKELY TO INCREASE AGAIN ,FOR WORKING EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS,SO ALL YOU ANGELS OF THE HEALTH SERVICE (NURSES) DON'T FORGET TO WORK FOR NOTHING FOR A DAY,IF YOUR HEALTH TRUST IS IN DEFICIT,AND AGAIN IN A CUNNING FISCAL MOVE ,EXCEMPTION,FOR OVERTIME AND WEEK END WARFARE PAYMENTS,DOES NOT APPLY IN IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN ME I'VE STARTED COLLECTION PRESRICPTION'S,DON'T COLLECT THE MEDICATION,JUST BUILDING UP A COLLECTION OF MILLIONAIRE'S AUTOGRAPH'S.I HEARD ON THE GRAPEVINE THAT IN THE INTEREST OF MUTICULTURISM,A NEW BATTLION FOR ETHNICS IS BEING FORMED,RECRUITMENT HAS BEEN LESS THAN EXPECTED,IN FACT NO ONE HAS JOINED,IT SEEMS THAT THE PREFERED WAY OF FIGHTING FOR YOUR COUNTRY,IS ACTUALY UNDERGROUND,YA KNOW TRAINS ,BUSES,COMMUTTERS THAT SORT OF THING,THEN LEGGING IT,DRESSED UP IN A MACDONALDS BURGER,GOING GAY,AND TRYING FOR A CHILD,NO LUCK,NOT A PROBLEM,ADOPT THAT IS IF YOU CAN FIT IT IN,WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED BLOWING YOUR BENEFIT AT A SUPERCASINO,WELL THERE'S ALWAYS A PUB OPEN 24HRS NEARBY,AND DON'T FORGET THE NEW SLOGAN FROM REDASBO -JOK S ,I'M GOIN TO WORK 18hrs A F******G DAY TO SORT THIS SHY8T OUT,WELL JONNY BOY,AT THE RATE YOUR GOING METHINKS ITS ABOUT TIME YOU HAD A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP,I KNOW TOMORROW,ON BIG BANYAN DAY THIS HAS SOD ALL TO DO WITH THE PJM,OR DOES IT ,I MEAN IF NO ONE'S AT HOME AT LEAST WE GET A DAY OFF FROM THE B/S,BET YOU THE HEATING AND LIGHTS ARE ON THO,PITY WE CAN'T SAY SAME ABOUT THE OCCUPANTs