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Last edited by ro5=6372 on Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:14 am; edited 1 time in total

ro5=6372 wrote:

METHINKS EMP AARTONE HAS IT ALREADY,RUMOUR HAS IT THAT THE OTHER HALF OF HIS ILLNESS IS FURSTLADEE GIMME-GIMME,WHOSE GOOD EMPOROR ,WHOSE BAD EMPOROR ,IS ANYONE'S GUESS I MEAN CHECK OUT THEIR PHOTO'S, EVERYTHING IS OPPOSITE,ONE IS GREY HAIRED WITH THINNING,T'OTHER NEEDS TO SHAVE TWICE A DAY ONE IS THIN AND SLIPPERY,T'OTHER HAS THE HYDRO-DYNAMIC QUALITIES,OF A NEW YORK GARBAGE SCOW ONE IS ALL ABOUT HUMAN RIGHTS,T'OTHER COULDN'T GIVE A TOSS,ABOUT DEATH AND DESTRUCTION,ONE WEARS MAKE UP,FURST LADEE GIMME GIMME DOESN'T YOU CAN GO ON & ON ,BUT ALL THIS EVIDENCE CONVINCES ME THAT ,EMPOROR AARTONE THE BRAVE OF IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN (FULL TITLE GRANTED BY DUBYA)AND FURST LADEE GIMME-GIMME ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON.MAYBE ARTHUR COULD CONFIRM THIS THEORY? I THINK ARTHUR MUST HAVE INSIDE INFO ,ABOUT DISCONNECTING Y- FRONTS,THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SECRET NOT TO BE RELEASED OUTSIDE OF CABINET CROQUET LAWNS,THE LAST PERSON WHO FOUND THIS SECRET WAY OF IMMOBILISING A CABINT MINISTER, WAS ILL BIFFO'S SECRETARY,AND YES ILL BIFFO IS STILL AROUND,BUT IMPROVING HIS CHANCES OF PROMOTION,BY KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT,AND ALSO HIS FLIEs,ALAS T'OTHER ONE WE HAVE NO TRACE OF.REDASBO-JOK,CONTINUE'S TO EMPLOY 5th COLUMNISTS IN HIS IMMIGRATION DEPT,AND WONDERFUL NEWS TO OUR READERS THE ,NUMBER OF FAILED ASYLUM SEEKERS GETTING SENT BACK OUT OF THIS RACIST INTOLERANT SOCIETY,BACK TO THEIR VERSION OF PARADISE IS DOWN READ SOMEWHERE THAT X-PREZ MADDAS, DIDn'T GET A FAIR TRIAL,COULDN'T AGREE ON THIS ONE,SPECIALLY AS HE BROKE THE DRESS CODE OF MASS MURDERING DICTATORS,BY NOT WEARING A TIE IN COURT,I SAY REV UP THE J.C.B,SURELY FINDING FUEL IS NO PROB? POOR OLD KING CARBON THE 1st,CAN'T WIN ,CAN HE ,INSPITE OF BEING ,AN ADMIRAL, A FIELD MARSHAL,AND A AIR MARSHALL,HE STILL FOUND TIME TO GO AND PLEAD FOR A CONVICTED MURDERER IN P'STAN,NATURALLY THE GUY WAS INNOCENT,I CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS NAME OR SPELL IT EITHER,BUT ON RELEASE HE COULDN'T WAIT TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH,AND YOU'VE GUESSED IT.COME HOME AND COS THE WAY HE WAS TREATED IN HIS HOME COUNTRY,ON ARRIVAL HERE, STRAIGHT INTO COUNSELLING,POSSIBLY WHEN REHAB IS COMPLETE AND ALL BENEFIT BOXES HAVE BEEN TICKED,THERE'S EVERY CHANCE OF BECOMING A RADICAL ,AS GOOD OLD UK P.L.C. IS FULL OF CHRISTIANS,WHO INSIST ON YEP WEARING A CROSS TO WORK,MESELF I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THERE WAS MORE CHANCE OF GETTING KNOCKED OVER BY A FEMALE, WHO CANT SEE WHERE THERE GOING,COS THEY CKD UP ,AND PUT THERE BURGER ON BACK TO FRONT. SO ARTHUR OLE MATE IF ITS ME WHOSE SKITZO, AND NOT AARTONE, BOTH HALVES OF ME WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY,BUT BACK IN TIME,WANCHAI CIRCA 67 FOR R& R ,WITH A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS,AND LAUDERDALE BICENTENNIAL YEAR 1776 1976, ON THE OLD ARK ROYAL,AND SEE IF THAT WOMEN WHO KEPT MY RIG IS STILL THERE CAPT .W.G. GRAHAM WAS OUR SKIPPER ,GOOD CHAP,BUT EVERYONE KNEW THE SHIP WAS COMMANDED REALLY BY 'WILF ' THE SHIPS DUMMY BOUGHT TO LIFE BY 'POOLEY'.MUST POLISH MY SHOES,ALL FOUR OF EM

Another "rib cracker" before me breakfast! I'll end up with me chest in a splint soon! Any way, can you confirm that EMP AARTONE, on his retirement as Gauleiter of the LABOUR Party (LABOUR= Look, Another Bunch Of Useless Rectums), will be raised to the peerage as "Baron Wasteland of Iraq" and awarded the Congressional Anilingus Medal by the United States of Confusication, with permission to wear granted by the HAD committee (HAD= Hopeless And Discredited)? I'm off for me egg, snake and sh*t on a raft breakfast now, regards, Dave.