FOLLOWING ON FROM THE SUCCESS,OF THE RENAMING OF VETERANS AGENCY TO VETERANS UK THE M.O.D. IS TO BE RENAMED UNDER THE PRESENT INCUMBENT,TO ;;;; WAIT FOR IT HOOKY :!:DEPARTMENT UNDER MINISTER BROWN,OR D.U.M.B. AS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE SENIOR SERVICE AS OPPOSED TO ADML SEA THRU LONG- JONS,SILLY SERVICE,I AM STILL CONFUSED HOW A STATE OF THE ART WARSHIP / CRUISE SHIP,MANNED BU A MULTI CULTURAL,DIVERSE RELIGION,MALE/FEMALE/STRAIGHT/GAY/LESBIAN,ORIENTED CREW,LACKED THE COHESION TO PULL AS ONE ,TO NEUTRALISE A GROUP OF RAGHEADS IN SPEEDBOATS,IT'S BECOMING CLEAR NOW,THE NAVY WAS LOST,IN FACT IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE IN FIRST PLACE,IT WAS JUST PETTY RIVALARY,TO STICK ONE IN THE EYE OF THE' CHEFS CONSTABLE OF WHALES',WHO WANTED TO GIVE THEM HOOLIGANS ON THE ARMOURED SKI-DOO'S A SPEEDING TICKET.THIS MORNING MY EAR IN D.U.M.B. INFORMS ME THERE IS A HIGH LEVEL MEETING,IT HAS ENDED IN TOTAL CHAOS,YEP THE CHAR LADY GOT THE PUSH,SOMETHING ABOUT THE WRONG SORT OF TEA ON THE TROLLEY DELAYING THE ARRIVAL OF A DECISION AT LEVEL 5.IN THE MEANTIME I'VE BEEN HAWKING MY STORY ABOUT BEING DENIED THE RIGHT TO WEAR A PJM,BEEN INFORMED ITS OLD NEWS ,BEEN PIPPED BY 34999,DISAFFECTED VETERANS,WHO SOLD THEIR STORY SO SUCCESFULLY,IT'S KNOWN AS A FORGOTTEN WAR,GOTTA GO,ITS STAND EASY,THEN I'VE TO POLISH THE BRIGHT WORK,DON'T WANT ADML SEE -THRU LONG JONS GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY.